A Shy Attack

I had friends over for brunch yesterday, in part to introduce Glenwood, and who do you think spent the entire time under the dresser?  I thought she'd take a little while to come out of the bedroom, but she never did.  I was able to coax her out a couple of times for a sighting, but the appearances were brief and her exit swift.  As soon as everyone was gone, she reverted to her Other Personality.

I have a quilted duvet cover that I bought on Martha's Vineyard in the late 1980s.  Its age is starting to show, which makes me sad because I love this thing.  When Glenwood was tiny, she started using some of its worn spots as points of entry, so I put it away until she grew up.  Now that she's grown up, the small points of entry are becoming larger.  Whole squares are becoming frayed.  I lay a blanket over it for protection now.

The new pillow continues to be a source of focus, individually and together.  Here are three images from the last day or two:

Spooning

Glenwood Uses Timmy as a Pillow

Timmy Uses Glenwood as a Chin Rest

One Step Forward, the Rest Back

Since the Miracle Night of the Closed Curtains, all has reverted to (ab)normal.  It is 6.28 am, and I've been awake for at least an hour thanks to you-know-who.  Rather than have my stress levels hit the stratosphere before I'm vertical, I got up.

I've been holding back on this photo because it makes her look bad, but when I had the audacity to go away for one night last weekend, this is what I came home to:

What happens is that the light reflecting on a large picture over my desk as the sun rises prompts her to use the lamp as a support to paw the picture.  Since I wasn't there to bark at her, the lamp toppled and brought every desk item in its vicinity down with it.

I lock her out for as much of the sunrise as I can, but she starts meowing and banging the doorknob.  I'm sure you can see why I just love her so much.  Gee, I'm tired.  One remaining option is heavier curtains or shades but (1) who knows if that'll work, (2)  I don't like them, and (3) I can't afford to redecorate or turn over my aesthetic to an eight-pound terrorist-kitten whose vet bills remain a priority.  I'm sure there are other options, like taking all my pictures down or blindfolding her, but they seem extreme.  Maybe they won't in another year or two.

Do you blame Timmy?  At this moment, I envy him.

Plan C

Well, the Baytril didn't work and the pink stuff and shots improved the infection but Glenwood still has something living deeper inside her ear than can be seen or gotten to.  The One Love team tried a suction process yesterday but whatever is settled in there is staying put.

I hadn't given a lot of thought to the science aspect of vets' characters, but Drs. Ryan and Humphreys were doing some teeth-gnashing; they are frustrated; they want to fix her.  I want to fix her, too, but my frustrations are different.  Plan C is a new wash that I'll squeeze into her ear twice a day and squish down with aggressive ear rubbing.  Then she'll shake.  Then I'll clean it all up.  The goal is to loosen up the ear inhabitants so they can be suctioned out.  The next attempt will be early December.

I tried closing my curtains last night to see if the change in morning light would fool Glenwood out of the 5 am crazies.  That may sound stunningly obvious but my curtains are sheer and I didn't think it would make a difference.  It did!  I just had to adjust them so Glenwood could get onto the windowsill; the look in her eye told me she wouldn't hesistate to pull them down if I didn't.  At least I don't pretend to be the boss.

One Love is a new operation, so spread the word.  The care is great, everyone is super nice, and they usually have cookies for people in addition to treats for the pets out front.  Willie the Rescue Parakeet watches over the scene; he was named after Willie Nelson, who first inspired him to sing in his new home.  And on the science front, Dr. Humphreys described his approach as doing the least possible to get the body aligned so it will fix itself.  Pretty poetic for a science guy.

Pre-Glenwood

My visits there are always long between the care and the socializing, and by the end all three of us were sitting with Glenwood on the floor.  She really does set the tone.

The box above was a gift from my painter friend Diane Ayott years ago.  She and her partner had new window shades installed, and she brought me the left-over shade-ends knowing I'd appreciate them.  I displayed the box out of Glenwood's reach (or so I thought), but ...  Thankfully, the damage was fixable (and also beautiful) so all is back in place and now they are really out of reach.  Really.

Post-Glenwood

There's a New Pillow in Town, But I Can't Find the Garlic

We're at an interesting phase in Glenwood's development.  Her ear infection seems to be resolving (another visit to One Love is on for tomorrow), which may or may not be contributing to shifts in her energy and intellectual capacity.  She has utterly insane periods of the day, which are predictable:  the 5 am crazies, spurred I believe by the shadows and changing light as the sunrise starts, and the post-prandial crazies after breakfast and dinner (not that she eats, or eats in my presence, but symbolically).  She tears around the house, leaps on Timmy, meows endlesslly, runs across my desk, and generally stirs up the household.  Her meow is notably childlike.

In between periods of hysteria, I think she is mellowing.  She is more of a lap kitty, actually echoing her bathroom days, and is the fastest-to-purr cat I know.  One of my strategies to calm the early-morning crazies is to sit up in bed when I hear her on my desk, tell her to get down, and just keep staring at her while she stares at me.  For some inexplicable reason, if I stare long enough, she jumps off the desk and comes up to cuddle.  Instant purr.  That's good for maybe 20 minutes of rest.  And repeat.

So, the new pillow is a new battlefield and love nest.  Life is full of contradictions.  Here you go:

The garlic clove I bought a couple of days ago is just gone.  I've learned not to leave grape tomatoes on the counter, as they reappear in very bizarre locations and not always in great shape, but the garlic I hoped would survive.  What's so crazy is that I really, really looked for it, and the thought of where it might be makes me shudder.

Timmy's and Riley's previous mother, Emily, was in town from London last weekend, but unfortunately we couldn't schedule a good time to visit.  She wants to see Timmy, of course, and meet Glenwood.  I haven't seen Emily since Riley's death and there will be another layer of sadness.

My New Secret Weapon

Sometimes the simplest tasks take me months to do.  (Painting my dresser is in the taking-years-to-do category.)  This one involved (1) opening the "garage door" of my studio table, (2) taking out the museum putty, and (3) using it to batten down objects otherwise subject to Glenwood's antics.  I started and completed the task yesterday.  Imagine that.  Here's the putty:

While the stuff is already working wonders for holding pictures in place, the teethmarks show the putty itself is not safe from Glenwood.  Little is. Thank God this pillow is holding her in place for a minute:

About a year ago I bought a Fuji camera that spits out mini instant photos (a la Polaroid) and thought it would change my life.  I took about four pictures and haven't used it since.  Here is one of the photos, freshly unearthed from my studio table.  Regal, isn't he?  He's actually keeping himself out of Glenwood's reach, or trying to.

A Cleaner Ear!

At the risk of speaking too soon, Glenwood's ear looks better.  Whatever Caladryl-looking-gunk Drs. Ryan and Humphreys loaded her ear with (and which now dots my blanket), combined with the antibiotic shot, seem to be working.  She goes back Thursday for an inspection and, I assume, another shot, since it's a bi-monthly thing.

It's impossible to tell if her improved health has improved her energy, simply because her energy is so insane that "more" has no meaning.  I can say, though, that she seems to sleep through the night more quietly, so at least her peak energy points are mostly when I too am awake.  The new bedtime routine is Timmy on top of the two pillows I'm not using (or me on the two he's not using), with Glenwood leaning against the two he is on.  She likes to lean, I've noticed.  She is also purring more, and I take that as a hum of gratitude for her less irritating ear.

Pillow Boy, Redux

Glenwood Leans, with Socks

Maine Coon?

When people ask me what kind of cats I have I say, "Cats.  You know, cats."  Then a guest walked into my apartment, took one look at Glenwood and said "Maine Coon!"  Since Kristen knows something about everything, I looked up the breed.  Here's the link to Wikipedia:  Maine Coon.  (Do NOT tell my students I'm using Wikipedia.)

While Glenwood is smaller than the extra-large Maine Coon, her deeply underprivileged origins could explain that.  But her fur length, fur quality, fur from her ears and toes, fluffy tail, and disposition fit to a T, and so I'm accepting that this insane animal who lives with me has some Maine Coon in her.

Right now she is chasing Timmy, just for a change of pace.